Yes, I think that's an appropriate title.

I am sitting here at my rapidly crapping out keyboard, with a skinned knee, two skinned palms, a great deal of antiseptic cream and very low self esteem.

I would just like to say "Fairy Meadow Council: Your pavements are beyond crap and you're damn lucky I am not the kind of person to sue for any small reason. You are also lucky I didn't break my teeth like I thought I was going to, because that is something I would have sued your arses for".

And you're lucky my spinning wheel is double treadle so I can still finish my spinning. As soon as my hands stop stinging.

Ahem.

Back to our regularly scheduled programming.